not today satan tee

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arm yourself in this "not today satan" tee and you'll have nothing but posi-vibes all day! there's really no better pawtner in crime than this roller weenie! rainbows, roller skates and wiener dogs = all the heart eyes!

this tee is soft and comfy and the print is super vibrant. there's no way you'll ever have a bad day when rocking this epic tee! perfect unisex fit. flattering for both men and women. lightweight with the just the right amount of stretch. 

* this is a made-to-order style. allow 2-3 weeks for shipment.
* this item will be shipped via our production partner - if you purchase other items you may receive multiple packages from the same order arriving at different times.

details:

  •  100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • soft and lightweight, with the just the right amount of stretch
  • unisex sizing 
  • machine washable on any cycle. to keep the prints looking fresh it is recommended to wash on a cold cycle and air dry
  • to preserve the graphic on your product we recommend washing inside out with like colors on a cold cycle using mild detergent and then hang or flat dry

 

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Hilariously Perfect!

“I've been an admirer of Bean Goods ever since I got my mini dachshund this past year. There are quite a few companies that make dachshund apparel/products, but Bean Goods' designs always stood out to me. I find myself laughing as I scroll through their colorful and quippy designs ... can't wait to see what witty product launches they'll have in the future!"

Ally
Verified Buyer
★★★★★

Cool Print!

"I bought this tee for my husband - he's not usually into dachshund paraphernalia (that's more my domain!), but he's been wearing this tee a LOT! Safe to say it's well liked ... the print is pretty darn cool."

Andrea
Verified Buyer
★★★★★

Bananas Over This Harness!

"My 8 lb mini has the extra-small harness and it's absolute perfection! The material is super high quality the colors are vibrant, and I'm obsessed with the banana print. It's easy to get on and off, while still fitting him like a glove. Best purchase I've made so far for this spoiled fella!

Kelcy
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Incredible!

“If I could give this 100 stars, I would!! the quality is insane, the colors are perfection, and it just may be my fave Bean Goods purchase ever! If you are on the fence, GET IT!!! You will not regret it.”

Brea
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Thrilled With My Order!

"The package arrived yesterday and I waited until today to open it because it was my birthday. I was very pleased with everything and I felt that I got more than my money's worth. I will not hesitate to order again if I see sosmething in the future that I can't live without. Thank you so very much for the wonderful items. I am certain that I will have many comments when I wear them."

Leona
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"It seems like every time I say I'm going to try to save my money and not buy as much from Bean Goods, they do another mystery pack promo and I have to get one! I love love love the surprise aspect of the packs and they always come out with really cute stuff, including out-of-print, limited quantity, and yet-to-be released items..."

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Sarah
A great surprise gift!!

My friend has been super swamped with work - haven’t been able to see each other bc of covid. So!! I sent her this shirt and she LOVES IT!!! She says it is so comfortable and it makes her smile 😊

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Natassha
So cute, LOVE IT!

I love this shirt, it is so cute and fun! It arrived today and I’m super excited to wear it. It just puts a smile on my face!

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Michelle
One of my faves!

This is by far one of my very favorite shirts. The shirt fits so well and is so soft and comfy. Plus I get compliments on it every time I wear it! Definitely recommend adding this fun design to your wardrobe

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Lindsay
This is my favorite t-shirt!

This is hands down my favorite t-shirt I own! Besides being adorable and sassy, I love the fit of this shirt! Plus the fabric is soft, which is a must for me. I love tying a know in the front and making it into a crop top! I want to buy a few more as back-ups because I never want to be without one. Lol

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Jo
Love it!

This t-shirt is so much fun!!! The print is adorable, the shirt itself is super comfy, super quick delivery (weeks before I expected it) - I absolutely love it!

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not today satan tee
not today satan tee $38.00