Name: MILF bumper sticker
Brand: BeanGoods
SKU: MILF-BUMPR-STKR
Price: 10.0 USD
Availability: InStock

$10.00

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2-4 year outdoor life
UV protection screening
Printed in the USA

honk if you're a MILF! this bumper sticker will have you turning heads & making fur-friends everywhere you go! 🐶💅✨

pimp your ride with this rad & HILARIOUS wiener dog bumper sticker! these stickers are super high quality and made to last. they have PET laminate with UV screening to protect from weather and sunlight.

details:

8" x 2.8"
amazing print quality
PET laminate with UV screening to protect from weather and sunlight
2-4 year outdoor life
PVC free
printed in the u.s.a

Let customers speak for us

from 1058 reviews

Amazing comfort and max cuteness

The quality is amazing! I have washed my t shirt at least 3 times and stays like new cozy and vibrant colors. My mini dachshund Elrond is my world and I am so glad to rep him in Star Wars type merch. Now just make a Lord of the Rings merch!!!

Ashley

05/02/2026

star weens unisex tie dye tee

MUST-HAVE MERCH

Can’t wait to rock this hat at SoCal Wienerfest! (Added bonus = the doxies on it look so much like my pups!)

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05/02/2026

weenstock '26 trucker hat

Heavy weight, cute!

Heavy weight and so cute!

Chelsea Olson

05/01/2026

heavy metal hounds unisex hoodie | chihuahua | sage

perfect!

so cute and amazing quality! my mini is about 16 lbs and a medium fit him perfectly!

beela

04/29/2026

how’s my barking doxie hoodie

Easy to clean and

Easy to clean and use!

Famela Guerrero

04/20/2026

waterproof easy-clean collar | ween pink

These are so soft and the perfect length for me

These are so soft and the perfect length for me. I am on the shorter side and they are great.

Amber Verdin

04/14/2026

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Too cute

Too cute. Such a fun and cozy sweater. Perfectly oversized.

Hannah O’Riordan

04/03/2026

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AMAzING!

AMAzING!
They arrived and I am in love!!!!! The only thing to know is the sweatpants do not have pockets! Would love an updated version with the option

Exteena

03/31/2026

heavy metal hounds unisex scrunch sweatpants | chihuahua

Adorable and sturdy

Well made. Very cute pattern.

Allison R Curry

03/27/2026

poop bag pouch - mid-mod dox

Loved

Loved the harness

Juliana Petrosh

03/26/2026

adjustable harness - not my first rodeo

My new favorite sweatpants! The fit is great

My new favorite sweatpants! The fit is great and they are SO soft!

Anonymous

03/25/2026

heavy metal hounds unisex scrunch sweatpants

Adorable pattern

Adorable pattern. It's very well made and sturdy. The handle is super comfortable too.

Allison R Curry

03/24/2026

leash - mid-mod dox

I LOVE my shirts

I LOVE my shirts. This is my 3rd purchase from Bean Goods! The quality is amazing and I’m always happy with the prints and how long they stay vivid. I always turn my shirts wrong side out though when I wash them and I do not ever dry any of my shirts. I will continue to purchase from Bean Goods because they have the best designs I’ve found. Definitely try them out!!

Holly T

03/20/2026

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Love this travel pillow

Love this travel pillow. I use it everyday to help support my neck. It works great!

Cheri L

03/20/2026

hot dog travel pillow

Poop bag holder, Not my first rodeo, is so cute!

Poop bag holder, Not my first rodeo, is so cute! Love it!

Cheri L

03/20/2026

poop bag pouch - not my first rodeo

HEAR IT STRAIGHT FROM THE PACK

★★★★★
Hilariously Perfect!
“I've been an admirer of Bean Goods ever since I got my mini dachshund this past year. There are quite a few companies that make dachshund apparel/products, but Bean Goods' designs always stood out to me. I find myself laughing as I scroll through their colorful and quippy designs ... can't wait to see what witty product launches they'll have in the future!"
Ally
Verified Buyer

★★★★★
Cool Print!
"I bought this tee for my husband - he's not usually into dachshund paraphernalia (that's more my domain!), but he's been wearing this tee a LOT! Safe to say it's well liked ... the print is pretty darn cool."
Andrea
Verified Buyer

★★★★★
Bananas Over This Harness!
"My 8 lb mini has the extra-small harness and it's absolute perfection! The material is super high quality the colors are vibrant, and I'm obsessed with the banana print. It's easy to get on and off, while still fitting him like a glove. Best purchase I've made so far for this spoiled fella!
Kelcy
Verified Buyer

★★★★★
Incredible!
“If I could give this 100 stars, I would!! the quality is insane, the colors are perfection, and it just may be my fave Bean Goods purchase ever! If you are on the fence, GET IT!!! You will not regret it.”
Brea
Verified Buyer

★★★★★
Thrilled With My Order!
"The package arrived yesterday and I waited until today to open it because it was my birthday. I was very pleased with everything and I felt that I got more than my money's worth. I will not hesitate to order again if I see sosmething in the future that I can't live without. Thank you so very much for the wonderful items. I am certain that I will have many comments when I wear them."
Leona
Verified Buyer

★★★★★
Mystery Pack Madness!
"It seems like every time I say I'm going to try to save my money and not buy as much from Bean Goods, they do another mystery pack promo and I have to get one! I love love love the surprise aspect of the packs and they always come out with really cute stuff, including out-of-print, limited quantity, and yet-to-be released items..."
Alyssa
Verified Buyer