weenstrology

is your pup howling at the moon? or are they gaining wisdom from their ruling planets?

it’s written in the stars…bean goods ✨ weenstrology collection ✨ is in your future! 

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      wiener psychic unisex tee | tie dye - bean goods
      wiener psychic unisex tee | tie dye - bean goods
      wiener psychic unisex tee | tie dye
      $44.00
      wiener psychic cropped tee - bean goods
      wiener psychic cropped tee - bean goods
      wiener psychic cropped tee
      $38.00
      wiener psychic cropped hoodie - bean goods
      wiener psychic cropped hoodie - bean goods
      wiener psychic cropped hoodie
      $62.00
      wiener psychic sleep shirt - bean goods
      wiener psychic sleep shirt - bean goods
      wiener psychic sleep shirt
      $40.00
      wiener psychic dog bandana - bean goods
      wiener psychic dog bandana - bean goods
      wiener psychic dog bandana
      $20.00
      wiener psychic mug - bean goods
      wiener psychic mug - bean goods
      wiener psychic mug
      $18.00
      wiener psychic sticker - bean goods
      wiener psychic sticker - bean goods
      wiener psychic sticker
      $6.00
      weenstrology unisex tee | pick your sign - bean goods
      weenstrology unisex tee | pick your sign - bean goods
      weenstrology unisex tee | pick your sign
      $38.00
      weenstrology unisex crew sweatshirt | pick your sign - bean goods
      weenstrology unisex crew sweatshirt | pick your sign - bean goods
      weenstrology unisex crew sweatshirt | pick your sign
      $58.00
      weenstrology sleep shirt | pick your sign - bean goods
      weenstrology sleep shirt | pick your sign - bean goods
      weenstrology sleep shirt | pick your sign
      $40.00
      weenstrology dog bandana | pick your sign - bean goods
      weenstrology dog bandana | pick your sign
      $20.00
      weenstrology mug | pick your sign - bean goods
      weenstrology mug | pick your sign - bean goods
      weenstrology mug | pick your sign
      $20.00
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      *limited edition* 2023 weenstrology calendar + art prints - bean goods
      *limited edition* 2023 weenstrology calendar + art prints - bean goods
      *limited edition* 2023 weenstrology calendar + art prints
      $42.00 $8.00 Save $34.00
      Sale
      weenstrology postcard set - bean goods
      weenstrology postcard set - bean goods
      weenstrology postcard set
      $14.00 $10.00 Save $4.00
      weenstrology wall tapestry | aries - bean goods
      weenstrology wall tapestry | aries
      $48.00
      weenstrology wall tapestry | taurus - bean goods
      weenstrology wall tapestry | taurus
      $48.00
      weenstrology wall tapestry | gemini - bean goods
      weenstrology wall tapestry | gemini
      $48.00
      weenstrology wall tapestry | cancer - bean goods
      weenstrology wall tapestry | cancer - bean goods
      weenstrology wall tapestry | cancer
      $48.00
      weenstrology wall tapestry | leo - bean goods
      weenstrology wall tapestry | leo
      $48.00
      weenstrology wall tapestry | virgo - bean goods
      weenstrology wall tapestry | virgo - bean goods
      weenstrology wall tapestry | virgo
      $48.00
      weenstrology wall tapestry | libra - bean goods
      weenstrology wall tapestry | libra
      $48.00
      weenstrology wall tapestry | scorpio - bean goods
      weenstrology wall tapestry | scorpio
      $48.00
      weenstrology wall tapestry | sagittarius - bean goods
      weenstrology wall tapestry | sagittarius
      $48.00
      weenstrology wall tapestry | capricorn - bean goods
      weenstrology wall tapestry | capricorn
      $48.00
      weenstrology wall tapestry | aquarius - bean goods
      weenstrology wall tapestry | aquarius - bean goods
      weenstrology wall tapestry | aquarius
      $48.00
      weenstrology wall tapestry | pisces - bean goods
      weenstrology wall tapestry | pisces - bean goods
      weenstrology wall tapestry | pisces
      $48.00

      look good, feel good in bean goods

      this ain’t your grandma’s wiener dog shop! bean goods is the ulti-mutt destination for dachshund-themed goods designed for radical doxie lovers. from our exclusive wiener wear for your doxies to our rad dachshund-themed hooman apparel and much more, you'll find everything you need right here. embrace your passion for doxies with the most bad-ass weenie goods, made by doxie lovers for doxie lovers. being a crazy wiener dog person has never looked so good!

      our hooman apparel is made-to-order and hand-printed in-house, a more sustainable way of producing apparel that allows us to minimize waste. when you order with us, we handpick and print your goodies just for you! this may mean our processing and shipping times take a wee bit longer, but you can feel good about shopping with
      a small environmental paw print.

      with over 20,000 happy customers globally, we've become the #1 brand for all things doxie since 2011. join the doxie revolution and be part of a community that cares about our furry friends and the planet. giving back has always been an integral part of bean goods' mission & every purchase has the power to make an impact. a percentage of every purchase is donated to a rotating selection of charitable organizations & dachshund rescues. join the pawty, show off your love for weens, and enjoy a new leash on life with bean goods!